This is humiliating
What do you do when you have enough race numbers to make a jacket and and a hat yet you are so out of shape people would not believe they are yours? Get the motivation to clear the clutter and do the hard work to get back in shape and rock the jacket. You don't need your bib numbers on the cubicle anymore. Everyone knows you have epic adventures on the weekend. Have them made into clothing as unique as your training schedule.